{"id":1596,"date":"2015-02-13T10:05:21","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T10:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mytutorweb.co.uk\/blog\/?p=1596"},"modified":"2022-06-30T10:52:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T10:52:55","slug":"intellectual-chat-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mytutor.co.uk\/blog\/students\/intellectual-chat-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You\u2019re Sweeter Than \u03c0&#8221;: Intellectual Chat-up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As we tiptoe closer to February 14th, shop windows fill with pink and red, florists get busy and restaurants bookings accumulate. The Season of Love is upon us. However, as delightful as it is to see couples holding hands in the park and whispering sweet nothings into each other&#8217;s ears, for those of us without a date, Valentine\u2019s Day can get pretty blue.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>But staying home alone is no way to live \u2013 it\u2019s time to get out there and find a sweetheart. And what better way to impress the boys and girls than by demonstrating just how educated you are? It\u2019s time get imaginative and draw on the huge knowledge base your school years have bestowed upon you, to come up with the best and most unique chat-up lines your date-to-be has ever heard (and probably ever will.)<\/p>\n<p><b>We&#8217;ve<\/b><strong>&nbsp;come up with a few examples to get your creative juices flowing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Chemistry<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>&#8220;Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? \u2018Cause you\u2019re CuTe!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf I was Mendeleev, I\u2019d&nbsp;completely disregard the need to group elements with similar properties and put Iodine and Uranium side by side, so U and I can be together always\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou shine brighter than potassium reacting with cold water\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>History<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>\u201cQuit <em>Stalin<\/em> and let me take you out to dinner\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cLike France to Germany, I surrender to your love\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cRamses only had eight wives because he never met you\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Maths<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>\u201cLike e<sup>x<\/sup>, my love for you is limitless\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou\u2019re sweeter than \u03c0\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI think you\u2019re turning me into \u221a2, because I\u2019m becoming irrational around you\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Biology<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>\u201cJust like the mould on Alexander Fleming\u2019s bread, you\u2019ve grown on me\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cLike cell body division does to the mitotic cycle, you complete me\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>English<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>\u201cIf I was <em>Big Brother<\/em>, I\u2019d never stop watching you\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cCall me Ishmael. I\u2019ll call you tonight\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI have <em>Great Expectations<\/em> of what we could be together\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Physics<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>\u201cUnlike a radioactive substance, my love for you will never decay\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf the force of gravity = mass x 9.8m\/s<sup>2<\/sup>, you must be heavy \u2018cause I\u2019m attracted to you\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou make my head spin like a loop of wire with an electric current running through it placed in a magnetic field\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Geography<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: square;\">\n<li>\u201cAre you global warming? \u2018Cause you\u2019re melting my heart\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cNorth, East, South, West\u2026 wherever I look I see you\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou must be igneous \u2018cause you\u2019re rocking my world\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Go out there and be confident. 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